Little Brothers
by Lily B.
Little brothers steal all of the attention but they are so silly,
They only play the play station and footy even when it is chilly,
They will never leave you alone from the time they can crawl,
And from then they don't seem to have any common sense at all,
They don't care about dresses, makeup, bling, or gloss,
They fashion sense but that's their loss.
They are really bad at faking being sick but get a day of school anyway,
And when his sister tries the same she's told that she's going to school that day,
That's when little brothers tease and pull faces without their parents knowing,
And even if the sister tells him she'll dob, his face is still glowing,
And when she does tell her parents they'll believe their innocent looking son,
Then his sister will glare at him the parents never realise that he's the naughty one.
Little brothers don't scream at the sight of toads, bugs or even dirty pigs at the petting zoo,
And instead of seeing the fashion shows they watch sport and scientific stuff about goo
They don't have sense! They keep their hair short and let their nails grow too long,
If you admit that he looks terrible (because he does) he will tell you that you are wrong.
Little brothers are super annoying and selfish and brainless and they stink,
They're silly and tasteless and don't even like beautiful colours like pink,
Everybody who has one that I know wishes that they don't,
You'd like to hope that he will stop annoying you when you know that he won't.
It is unguessable what they have in their head,
Lucky for me I have a little sister instead.
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